August 6th, 2009 by Sydney

ALE (make-up artist):

1. What does the future look like?
Very similar to how it is now. Only grayer and bluer.

2. What color is the sky?
Depends on what planet you’re on. Earth would be blue still if you got high enough to see it. First would be a layer of white grey clouds with only little pieces of blue showing through. The blue would still be there but would be hard to see.

3. What does the future smell like?
Silver.

4. What does the future taste like?
Clean.

5. What color is the future?
Blue and Silver.

6. What’s the future’s name?
Auron.

7. What’s it like to sleep in the future?
Very cold.

8. What’s it like to wake up in the future?
Very dark in the mornings. It’s not very sunny in the future.

9. What’s it like to dream in the future?
The same as it is now. Unfazed by what we have in our lives, we will constantly be wondering what the future will be like. I’m sure there are some things we will never be able to accomplish. Like flying cars for example. If we never get there, we will be dreaming about those in the future as well.

10. What’s it like to die in the future?
Epic. We will all be cremated because we have run out of room to bury people. Burying people and throwing their ashes outside will be against the law.

11. What is your bedroom like in the future?
About the same. But with all the cool trendy trinkets and styles.

12. What is home in the future?
Very high off the ground as part of a super condo that stretches hundreds of feet upwards.

13. What’s it like to walk down the street in the future?
Much safer. People tend not to walk around as much since we’ll have other forms of transportation.

14. What does skin feel like in the future?
Soft and subtle.

15. What is light like in the future?
Darker. Not as bright.

16. What is God in the future?
Religion will be phased out. So no God. Only the universe.

17. What is unknown in the future?
The same things that are unknown now. How the Earth was created. What happened to the platypus? How did George W. Bush become president?

18. What is young in the future?
0-40

19. How do you communicate in the future?
Face to face. More forms of web chatting. Little compact mirrors where you can see the other persons face instead of your own. Sailor Moon had one of those. How do you we still not have that?!??!?!

20. What is lost in the future?
Many animals that we have today will be extinct.

21. What is found in the future?
We will be able to travel to other galaxies and find life on other planets. Or alternate universes.

22. What is bright in the future?
The stars. Suns in other galaxies.

23. What is dark in the future?
Nighttime. When night comes it’s darker than anything, making artificial light crucial.

24. What is noise in the future?
More pure. Not as much white noise and high-pitched noises.

25. What is silence in the future?
Silent. Beyond that little high pitched sound in your ear. No echoes. Just white. Silent. Still.